2005-09-18

Ryder's ankle tweak

Michael Ryder's ankle is achin' after being squashed by Jonathan Aitken. He is listed as day-to-day.

In other camp news, Keith Tkachuk has been
suspended after showing up overweight. The Blues lost Pavol Demitra, then traded Chris Pronger, then Al MacInnis retired. Keith is clearly depressed and has been sitting at home with a bucket of Ben and Jerry's. $7.6 million per annum just can't buy happiness.

This weeks' sign that the apocalypse is upon us: Clint Malarchuk ranks third and Mark Howe eighth in
this Sports Illustrated article that ranks the ten most gruesome sports injuries of all time. Apparently, #1 was a recent collision involving some baseball players. Who else is sick of top ten lists? Sports Illustrated used to be one of the last bastions of actual sports writing. Now it seems more and more dumbed down every week. I give it a year before the content is composed entirely of articles in bullet-form, top-ten lists, and swimsuit photographs.

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