I don't want to go on the cart!

I'm not dead!

A lot has happened in the month since my last post. I'm up one one wedding band, up one mortgage, and down one assload of money. So this is what it's like to be a grown-up.

Anywho, I should be able to post regularly from now on. Even more regularly once my probation period is over at my new job.

Time to catch up on some old news.

- So, Jim Balsillie bought the Penguins. Both Balsillie and Sidney Crosby are admitted Canadiens fans. I smell a trade. An insider trade.

- Once Sid is safely draped in the tricolore of les glorieux, Balsillie can get on with the duty of bringing NHL hockey to Southwestern Ontario. Which municipality? Take your pick: Hamilton, Toronto, Kitchener-Waterloo, Tilsonburg - it doesn't matter. The region is rife with NHL-starved hardcore fans. The working class needs a team.

- I just realized the obvious title of my month-old preceding post would have been "Ribwich-to-go."

- There must be some kind of "Boy Named Sue" effect of the new Sabres outfits. They are using their ridiculous appearance as a motivational tool. With that in mind, I propose this uniform for the Habs' third jerseys:

- Not to belabour a topic that really isn't all that important, but something must be done about this trend of handing marketroids the keys to NHL logos. The Buffaslug (which curiously appears to be flopping forward in a distinct Derek-Roy-diving-type motion) undoubtedly passed through a gauntlet of surveys and market groups. It undoubtedly was met with approval among the coveted pre-teen-male and similarly juvenile adult-male-sports-fan-with-money demographics. The avid fans will tolerate it while the casual fans buy all new merchandise. It's win-win. Gil Perreault must be proud.

- The Sabres are winning differently than they did last year.

Last year, they were only a +2 at even strength (not including ENGs). They made their hay on special teams (thanks to a phenomenal penalty-drawing differential) where they were +35. They're already +16 at ES this year without an increase in SOG. Their shooting % is off the chart and it will not be sustainable.

- Since this is supposed to a Habs blog, I'd better include some appropriate content... Sheldon "Never a Dull Moment" Souray is tied for the team lead with 11 points, and is 2nd in goals with 5. In the Green Jacket derby, he's just behind Alex Kovalev's -6 with a -5.

- High profile acquisition Sergei Samsonov is being outplayed by low profile, cliché-named acquisition Mike Johnson. For all the dirt, go visit the Montreal media websites.

- One final bit of filler - Here's my office pool team:

F Spezza
F Zetterberg
F Datsyuk
G Lehtonen
F Bergeron
F H. Sedin
D McCarthy
F S. Kozlov
F Stoll
D Foster
D Souray
T Nashville

We had to pick 6 forwards, 3 defensemen, a goalie and a team. Skaters' and teams' points count straight up. Goalies get 2 for a win, 1 for an OTL, 1 for a shutout. The lowest point-getter from each team will be discarded.

It was an 11-round draft with the order reversing each round. I picked @*!%ing 14th out of 17. Nevertheless, I'm pleased with my forwards. Spezza's big night just propelled me to 1st place. Now if only those Red Wing bums would wake up...


Anonymous Lyle Richardson said...

Welcome Back! I was beginning to worry if you'd be returning or not. Congrats on the nuptials and the new home. Dropping assloads of money comes with the territory. Get used to it.

10/28/2006 1:55 p.m.  
Blogger Adam said...

Congrats! I hope that she's not a Leafs fan!!


10/30/2006 11:52 a.m.  
Anonymous thehockeychick said...

Nice choices for picking 14th out of 17th in the draft order. I'm playing fantasy hockey for the first time this season and it's not going so well. I don't like how the draft is automatic to how you rank your players. But oh well. I've still got five months to get better.

Love the 'Habs third jersey idea. I think Saku would look lovely in pink... =)

10/30/2006 8:33 p.m.  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

1) Wait till you have kids. LO if you think a wedding cost money!!!LOL

10/31/2006 2:27 p.m.  
Blogger Jeff J said...

Thanks all.

Mrs. Sisu is a Habs fan, through and through. She has all of Russ Courtnall's hockey cards.

10/31/2006 4:19 p.m.  
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10/31/2006 4:36 p.m.  
Blogger Doogie said...

Mrs. Sisu is a Habs fan, through and through. She has all of Russ Courtnall's hockey cards.

Good enough for me. Congratulations!

10/31/2006 4:37 p.m.  

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